Since Saint Paddy’s Day is just around the corner, we thought we might throw a little blarney your way to help get you into the spirit of the occasion.
The Quickest Way to Cork
Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks, “What’s the quickest way to County Cork?”
Paddy asks, “Are you on foot or in the car?”
Billy replies, “In the car.”
“Well,” says Paddy, “That’s the quickest way.”
An Irishman goes into an American bar and orders three whiskeys.
The bartender asks, “Would it be better if I put all three shots into one glass?”
“No!” replies the Irishman, “I have two brothers back home, so every time I come into a pub, I order a shot for each of them.”
The following week, the Irishman orders just two whiskeys.
The bartender asks, “Did something happen to one of your brothers?”
“Oh no,” replies the Irishman, “I just decided to quit drinking.”
A Call from Beyond the Grave
Ryan is reading the obituaries in his morning paper and is dumbfounded to read that he has died.
He quickly phones his best friend and says, “Collin, did you see the paper? They say I died!”
“Yes, I saw it!” replies Collin, “Where are ye callin’ from?”
Get Your Irish On!
You know what they say, “Everybody wishes they were Irish on Saint Patrick’s Day.” Now, you can celebrate both your Buffalo heritage and your Irish heritage in one cool design!
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