St. Patrick’s Day is tomorrow! So, put on your green, grab a black and tan, and be sure to call your designated driver (who will most likely be blue). Until then, enjoy this short piece of Irish humor, compliments of Boye Creative Group:
An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking spot at the Dropkick Murphys concert, in downtown Buffalo. “Lord,” he prayed, “I can’t stand this. If you open up a space for me, I swear I’ll give up drinking me whiskey, and I promise to go to church every Sunday.” Suddenly, the clouds parted and the sun shone on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the man said, “Never mind, I found one.”